Is this his biggest concern right now???

In a Pentagon news conference yesterday, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld annonunced he wants the term "insurgents" to not be used when talking about the war in Iraq. Instead, he suggests "enemies of the legitimate Iraqi government."

Ok. Let's come up with some other *alternate* definitions:

War in Iraq = "Conflict in the area formerly known as Mesopotamia and it's surrounding lands"

Secretary of Defense = "Executive Assistant of Warmongering"