Somedays I think my hubby....

....is part puppy.

Why is it that whenever I need to get anything done such as drying my hair, the dishes, my shower, he feels he needs to follow me? (Dude. I'm going to use the bathroom to poop. Back off.)

Before everyone leaps outta the woodwork to let me know that he's probably looking for some, ahem, *attention*, I already know that. My hubby is like a 14 year old boy - he wants that kind of *attention* every 30 minutes or so. A gal can only do so much before she loses her mind. And her ability to walk and talk.